My 1 day employment *********** So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Why no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the world would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. In technical writing, there is always an easier way, always a clearer way, always a more accurate way to say something.      Unfortunately, they are not the same way The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.   Do You have a good Joke E-mail it to Games101@rsmcinchq.com   Place "Humor" in Subject Box